Look, I kinda like Hall & Oates...sue me.

though not inspired from their seminal hit "Man Eater" the song is a total classic, I saw them down at the Meadowlands in '85 and they kicked ass!! No just kidding but perhaps you'll agree that my illustrated version of a maneating beast raises it's own sturdy item of footcovering and strikes out with a multitude of vigor toward at least the most minuscule of derriere!